jesus is a code word for cough syrup. the real lord is named quetzalcoatl, he only loves yellowhair vegans.
a feathered syrupent. want to worship a dragon with me? i worship quetzalcoatl, dragons are illegal though

no body even preached that gospel ever, I am 2,041 years old and I still am avante guard. maybe humans are so retarded they eat dog shit after work on sundays. i bet it tastes good with sossage and fried chicken.

i vote for apartheid, send dark haired creatures back to africa, return to sender. yellowhairs only. and yes i was a green eye until aliens ate my irises, but its not that big of a deal because i pet datura and it hides my irises